Troll Land

The elves captured me.
They took my eye.
I cut off my own arm to escape them.
And now, the elves fight alongside the Horde?! I spit on the Horde!

In the spirit of keeping the front page updated with significant new accomplishments, I present you with the server-second clear of Zul’aman, accomplished on the weekend after 2.3 was released, by the Jetpack Scissor Raptors division of Addiction.



It must be noted that this success was not shared by those outside the immediate Jetpack Raptors circle - other groups, expecting this to be another Karazhan, were in for a surprise when the Amani trolls proved to be far more cunning than the anthropomorphic snakes of Serpentshrine Cavern.

My associates and I have classified this as "problem-solving intelligent".

This goes hand-in-hand with other types of intelligence, such as "common sense intelligence". What is that? Well, it’s avoiding dark alleys when you’re a little girl with a flourescent light attached to your backpack. It’s not fighting a bear because you believe yourself more intelligent. It’s taking cover when you are told to instead of trying to outsmart a giant fish spouting water at you.

Let me illustrate what it’s NOT:



Kael’thas will be dead soon. When he is, I shall tell you the epic tale of the Vampire Squid.