The Math is Sound

In a few short weeks we have somehow transitioned from a pack of clowns to having 5/6 down in SSC and 3/4 in TK. High Atromancer Solarian met her inevitable demise at the hands of our most formidable mouthbreathers. The future looks good.

But that is not the only inevitable demise that makes the news this week. Last night, our dear friend Mr. Nevvy came home to discover that one of the kittens he found under a van not so long ago had died. Investigators at the scene were not able to determine the cause of death. Official reports cite school problems, but recently this picture has been revealed to the media:

The deceased now resides in his owner’s freezer, awaiting proper burial or an oriental chef, whichever comes first.

But back to warcraft - with some luck and much practice we will down Vashj and proceed with further content. Provided, of course, that the Singaporians stop wiping us.

At this point one of two thing is likely on your mind:

1) "We have Singaporians in the guild?"

2) "Bear said Singaporians are pro, and we should try to be like them."

Well, we don’t have Singaporians raiding with us, and Mr. Bear is wrong as always. But nonetheless, the south-Pacific island-city continues to send its most deadly agents to thwart our forward progress:



Yes, she was born in Singapore. No, you shouldn’t try to be like her. So next time you wipe the raid because of some dude in a speedo with "Italian Ass" written on it, remember that Ms. Tila started her career like this: