Progress with a "twang" of Salt...

Raiding is a funny business. We gather up 25 clowns, go into a cave full of monsters, and fiercely attack colored shapes with spells and spears and shields. Sometimes we collect loot. More often than not, loot collects us. Sometimes we flawlessly click cubes. Usually, they flawlessly click the raid.

Well, this time we got the better of our archenemies the Green Square and Purple Triangle - after a slightly revised raiding schedule and a week of solid attempts, Morogrim Tidewalker is dead.



Not counting world bosses, this is the first progress we have made in quite some time.

In the words of my personal hero, Petey Greene, "Oh Lawrd Have Mercy".

"It makes me mad, when I go to they parties, they’ll take a big pretty watermelon like this, and cut it with all kinds of gadgets. And - and then cut the INSIDES out - you see this good piece of watermelon here? - cut ALL THE GUTS OUT that good watermelon - and mix it up, and mess it up, with something else. And somone got the notion to put LIQUOR in it - and after they cut it up into little squares they PUT IT back INSIDE - man oh MAN that’s a waste of good watermelon."



Progress is pretty awesome. Log on, and join me as we blaze through Karathress and Hydross and Leotheras, as we raid the Snake Reservoir with precision and ferocity, like Bear Cavalry cutting through a field of puppies and kittens and little girls with cat ears that say "meow".

"Wait, Mister Kain," you may say, "WTF? Bear Cavalry? That’s retarded!"

No it isn’t. In the Old Country such a thing was often seen and used to great effect, to combat invaders like Napoleon and Genghis Khan and Western Capitalism:

"Bear Cavalry?" I would say, "Yeah, you’re pretty much fucked."



And finally, for those searching for wisdom, or just wondering about the best way to eat a watermelon, I recommend viewing this.