I'm Lovin' It

After several long weeks of WONDERFUL raids and negative progress, we have managed to kill a boss in Serpentshrine Cavern.

That blob in the background is the still-twitching corpse of Mr. Lurker Below:



Our success was short-lived however, and the usual A.D.D. kicked in as soon as we zoned into the next instance. Most of the trash pulls on the way to Void Reaver took 3 attempts, which is why I suspect these things are referred to as "Epic Encounters".

Granted, our poor performance is occasionally due to poor organization. Do you know what raid leaders talk about while marking targets, assigning healers, and handing out instructions? Let me illustrate:



But we can only take the raid so far. It’s up to the individual members to work as a team, for each person to know and remember exactly what to do on each fight. For those who are struggling with their class roles, you may be interested in seeing this:



You too can be a smile. Apply online at your convenience.

And with that I’ll leave you with an artistic piece, which I believe is very appropriate for our situation. The clown on the right represents everyone that has ever gotten hit by Spout, or moved during Flame Wreath, or couldn’t figure out cardinal directions and how to click a cube. The man on the left is Kruzz. He represents your inevitable mortality.

Be afraid.