Dark Lady Watch Over Me

Six bosses later, we finally have an update to the front page.

It’s late, I know.

Partially it’s because the early bosses are so easy that my stash of front page material that I have collected from across the internet would begin running thin if each got a separate post.

But mostly it’s because the spring semester at college has started, and my non-raid time has been consumed by sports betting.

Like the wrestling matches which I regularly hold in my apartment:



Ahem.

Two weeks, six bosses, no squid. Or no visible squid at least. The upcoming encounters I have a feeling will test the raid further, and the hidden cephalopods among us might rise to the surface to feed. As guilds progress natural selection has a tendency to weed out the drooling mouthbreathers - but natural selection can be tampered with:



So what I’m basically trying to say is this: if you even SUSPECT yourself of having squid-like tendencies at least tie a giant knife to your back, maybe then you’ll cut up the motherfucker and kill him before you inevitably fail to click a cube or blow up the raid or say classic things like "I had both mouse buttons down and was running, I didn’t think he would Flame Wreath immediately!". Ten MONTHS after Karazhan has been on farm, by the way.

Until next time.